Opening Speech
As elected presiden of Candyland, my first action in office is that I'll make all of the marshmallows white coloured and then slowly roasted to perfection. No strawberry shall be left without chocolate coating and sparkled white sugar. There'll be no more tacky-red-coloured, jaw-breaking, bad-after-tasting cherry candy, instead they'll be replaced with eye-appealing, grape-tasting, soft and huggable gummy bears. We shall overcome, we shall conquer and make everyone's life a bit sweeter.
I'm Willy Wonka and I approve this message.
Please post comments or suggestions. Rock hard!
As elected presiden of Candyland, my first action in office is that I'll make all of the marshmallows white coloured and then slowly roasted to perfection. No strawberry shall be left without chocolate coating and sparkled white sugar. There'll be no more tacky-red-coloured, jaw-breaking, bad-after-tasting cherry candy, instead they'll be replaced with eye-appealing, grape-tasting, soft and huggable gummy bears. We shall overcome, we shall conquer and make everyone's life a bit sweeter.
I'm Willy Wonka and I approve this message.
Please post comments or suggestions. Rock hard!
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